How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this
I cared once. Fucked me up. - (via teeexox)
We arrived

My legs are in pain.


seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

Half way to Atlantic City

Calm day when we get there though, the birthday girl won’t be 21 until tomorrow. 🎰


you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are

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